Posts for June 2004 (8 entries)

England 5 Portugal 6

24th June 2004, mid-afternoon | Comments (45)

I was IMing with Jeremy when he mentioned that the quarter finals of the European Football Championships was on TV: England vs. Portugal. A flick of the wrist and his iSight was pointed at the telly…

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Transfer tickets

18th June 2004, mid-afternoon | Comments (22)

Yesterday I took the L-train to get downtown, and when I boarded I asked the driver how much a transfer ticket would be…

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Mission Delores Park

18th June 2004, mid-afternoon | Comments (18)

Sitting in Delores Park reading my book, I look up to see a middle-aged woman standing a few metres away from me. She has her hands held out in front of her, is shaking slightly, and spasmodically thrusts her hips from side to side. Every now and then she collapses at the waist, flopping forward so her head and ankles meet, before jerking back upright again. I wonder if she’s mental, and decide to keep an eye on her lest she get some momentum up and come jerking and thrusting my way to attack me…

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At Safeway deli counter, part two

10th June 2004, late at night | Comments (24)

When you buy anything at the deli counter they always try to recommend something else as well, so if you buy ham they say Can I recommend some cheese to go with that, sir?, or if you buy cheese they say Can I recommend some ham to go with that, sir?

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At Safeway deli counter

10th June 2004, late at night | Comments (12)

Deli woman
Next Guest please!
Dunstan
*Guest?*
Hello, can I have some of this Honey Roast Ham please?
Deli woman
Sure thing. How much do you want?
Dunstan
Um, all of it, please.
Deli woman
Okay
*Cuts a bit of ham off and gives it to me*
Dunstan
*Slightly confused*…

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Saucer of milk for table three

7th June 2004, late morning | Comments (28)

Three very gay guys at Cafe Flores:

Guy 1
I don’t think I could sleep with him, you know?
Guy 2
Uh huh.
Guy 1
I mean, like, I like him, and he’s really hot and everything, but he’s also kinda trashy, and I don’t need trashy, you know?
Guy 3
Oh, totally.

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Busy having fun

1st June 2004, late afternoon | Comments (28)

If he read my site (and he weren’t dead), Norris McWhirter, co-founder of the Guinness Book of Records, would be able to tell you that the thirteen days silence since my last post is not the longest time you lovely people have had to go sans Dunstan; that record stands at seventeen days, back when I first started this blog. Close, but no cigar…

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A quick note to the man standing beside me in the queue for the toilets last Saturday

1st June 2004, mid-afternoon | Comments (33)

Sir,

I met you only briefly last weekend, but in that short time I ascertained that you are a dedicated follower of the mantra ‘prepare early’. There is no doubt that such a philosophy has its place in many aspects of life; any good tennis coach, for instance, will encourage his or her charges to “get the racquet back early and prepare”; and Domestic Goddess Nigella Lawson is always speaking of the need to prep things ahead of time. It’s common sense, and I applaud you for your dedication to this way of thinking…

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