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10th June 2004, late at night | Comments (24)
When you buy anything at the deli counter they always try to recommend something else as well, so if you buy ham they say Can I recommend some cheese to go with that, sir?
, or if you buy cheese they say Can I recommend some ham to go with that, sir?
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10th June 2004, late at night | Comments (12)
Next Guest please!
Hello, can I have some of this Honey Roast Ham please?
Sure thing. How much do you want?
Um, all of it, please.
Okay
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7th June 2004, late morning | Comments (28)
Three very gay guys at Cafe Flores:
I don’t think I could sleep with him, you know?
Uh huh.
I mean, like, I like him, and he’s really hot and everything, but he’s also kinda trashy, and I don’t need trashy, you know?
Oh, totally.
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1st June 2004, mid-afternoon | Comments (33)
Sir,
I met you only briefly last weekend, but in that short time I ascertained that you are a dedicated follower of the mantra ‘prepare early’. There is no doubt that such a philosophy has its place in many aspects of life; any good tennis coach, for instance, will encourage his or her charges to “get the racquet back early and prepare”; and Domestic Goddess Nigella Lawson is always speaking of the need to prep things ahead of time. It’s common sense, and I applaud you for your dedication to this way of thinking…
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A collection of miscellaneous links that don't merit a main blog posting, but which are interesting none-the-less.
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.— George W Bush (9)
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