Marjorie Orchard

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  1. Rudy Limeback

    13th January 2004 | Comments (14)

    My Grandma came over yesterday: Dunstan Hey Grandma. Grandma Hello darling, what are you up to? Dunstan Ugh, well, I’m stuck.…

  2. Caterpillar, clitoris, butterfly

    2nd January 2004 | Comments (16)

    Last week my cousin showed my Grandma an abstract photograph and asked her to guess what it was: Grandma A clitoris Everyone *Silence* Grandma Oh no! I got muddled…

  3. What once was flowers and puppy dogs

    18th December 2003 | Comments (11)

    …be that any card you bought had to have a strong flower or motor car or loveable-puppy motif; but now I can go to Woolworths and buy my Grandma a birthday card with some bloke’s hairy arse on it (and she’ll like it). How times change. Anyway, here are three I…

  4. Home doctor

    26th October 2003 | Comments (2)

    He has a sore back. She rubs some liniment into it. He says, I can’t smell anything, are you sure it’s the right stuff? She checks. It’s…

  5. Pixar vs Claymation

    11th October 2003 | Comments (0)

    In 1993, after much prodding from the family, my Grandma and Grandad broke their number one life rule (If naked people aren’t involved, it’s not worth watching) and went to see…